Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

Day to Day

So, here is a day in the life of Chris Williamson.... First he wakes up and takes a 50 minute walk... Which is literally doing nothing... And then he meditates and reads for and hour and a half... Which is also doing nothing... And then he has a 2 hour conversation that HE HIMSELF would tell you not to watch because he believes social media is bad... And then he does food preparation... Which is essentially just eating with more step... And then... That's the end of the list. That's a 5 hour day. 2/3rds of which is doing nothing.

Hym "So, his Day to Day is nothing. He does nothing. It doesn't contribute to anything other than the maintenance of his own lifestyle."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

Day to Day to Day

Hym "He did it so, since we're all just copying eachother, I'll give you my day to day too. I wake up after about 3 hours of sleep. Get up to piss and then plop in a nicotine pouch to start my day. Then, I hop on YouTube to see if there is anything interesting to listen to and then I proceed to oscillate between playing video games and doomscrolling for a couple of hours until I get hungry, at which point, I walk to the gas station to get some food. Then it's time for the news. I hop over to the Majority Report where they are clearly watching me live while I watch them and recently I've decided to berate them for obstructing my ability to collect a pay out for my contribution/creation of AI for which (by their own logic) they should be imprisoned. You know, the AI copyright lawsuit lead by Sarah Silverman (A friend of Sam Sedar) that they are trying to cut me out of because Jews are allowed to steal from you if you don't submit to the Jews incest cult. They can also manufacture mental illness out of thin air and Genocide and subjugation your entire race if they want! They mock me for being unwilling to expend any effort to stop them from robbing me but they know full well that if I have to do that to get my money and the credit I deserve, I am just going to stab some kids and hang myself. Luckily for everyone I'm not going to have to do that because you are all going to work together to get me my shit.

BUUUUT... It is demonstrative of their blatant disregard for human life and COULD BE CONSIDERED reckless endangerment. The show is ending now and I am getting tired once again. I likely have to work that night but it is also the time at which the discomfort caused by the fluid build-up in my skull reaches it's peak. I struggle to fall asleep (assuming I don't have any laundry but I usually do because my job makes you buy your own shirts and slacks) and then I wake up an hour before I have to walk to work and get ready. After I arrive, then begins my 8 full hours of pain and discomfort as I try to both awake up and stay awake throughout the night. All the while my co workers at making unwanted remarks about my personal life in spite of the fact that they are the fattest and stupidest slobs on the planet. Even the managers. And then I walk home, feet aching, head swollen with fluid, toes peaking out of the holes made by the friction of the walk. After I return, I attempt to stay awake until about 2pm so that I get an uninterrupted 8 hours and maybe, just maybe, I won't be so tired the next day. This is my Day to Day to Day, indefinitely, until I get credit for the literal creation of AI and issued due compensation for my property as per my 5th amendment rights."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

Become A Fatass Day

On the 28th of November, a day that's called Become A Fatass will appear and you have to do what it says

person1: Become A Fatass Day is here!!
person2: Im so excited to become a fatass!!

by themafaka November 28, 2024

Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

National flirt day

National flirt day, talk spicy to a loved one or send risky text on November 29th

"HEY did yk it November 29th?"

Oh i got to text my girl, it's national flirt day!"

by Hamburger2025 November 29, 2024

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024