Ass Elf

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.

Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.

by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021

Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it

Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.

by vipeylover May 1, 2023

ugly ass whore

you

you’re an ugly ass whore🙏

by ittoscumdrinkingmachine November 24, 2021

One word ass responses

Whenever your lover is mad at u or abt something and she/he text you one word ass responses such ass,” ok . That shi pisses a Nigga off to another level.

Me: wyd tmr
He/ she: ok
One word ass responses

by ilovemymfgirlfriend November 19, 2022

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun

That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

by Sludge Muncher March 11, 2021

Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon July 1, 2010

ass throwed

When you fucking a bitch and she getting that ass threw.

"Damn T, fuckin him I got my ass throwed!"

by Cam Young December 1, 2013