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Ass Gated

When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.
1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.

2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.

3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.
by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025
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Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)
by monotja25 July 6, 2025
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.
I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels
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Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.
Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room
"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"
by thee_faith July 14, 2025
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