ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

Piss ass (verb)

The act of going to the bathroom sitting down , and after taking a piss you take a dump and the dump makes a splash so big that piss splashes back onto (and in some cases inside) your ass

Definition: piss ass (verb)

getting piss on (or in) your ass after taking a large shit.

Last night i took a dump so big i gave myself piss ass , worst feeling ever

by THe master bedroom March 21, 2023

kiss that turtle ass

hot/ juciy

everyone loves to kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021

pussy ass bitch

if you search hard enough you may come across a pussy ass bitch named kyla. could be hard because she never comes out of her house when she says she “big”. but i guarantee if you do come across a pussy ass bitch, you would knock it straight to the floor.

you know that girl kyla? she’s a pussy ass bitch.

by badassbitch11111111111 May 6, 2021

retarded ass nigga

black guy who is an extreme dumbass

that guy is such a fucking retarded ass nigga

by the cockinator 69420 wow July 17, 2025

skillet ass

Having a large flat ass resembling a skillet! Usually contributed to sitting on your ass all day!

Man! Carol has one hell of a skillet ass!
She could cook on it!

by Madness18 May 17, 2018

Sarasota Ass

A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville

Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida

Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass

by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021