Dick

You

Me:” I’m a dick.”

by Kingybo October 19, 2018

you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

dick and balls

like the deep stuff of a situation, that you really need to go balls deep with and penetrate to find out about.

wow, this shit really is the dick and balls of weed im sof ucking high
roquefort is the dick and balls of cheese

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

Dick

A person son calls you out to your face about lies you’ve been telling; being a true friend who is brutally honest with you when no one else will be; a person who truly doesn’t care what people think or says about them.

Why do you have to be such a “dick” to me?
Because you NEED to hear the truth.

by Vik The Dik March 14, 2021

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023

Dick Houdini

Another word for a douche bag

Oh my god, that kid across the street is such a dick houdini.

by tits and assless chaps February 6, 2010

Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021