National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

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National Rachel Day

On October 24, it is National Rachel Day. Treat your girl friend or friend named Rachel like a queen on that day!

Blake: I can’t wait to see Rachel

Lucas: Don’t you know it’s National Rachel Day

Blake: Oh shoot I forgot

by Anonymous65572 October 5, 2022

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Danny day

National Danny day on October 10th 😎 give that Danny you know and love the best sloppy toppy he could ever ask for 😈

Girl: it's national Danny day !!!
Danny: huh
Girl: I got you 😉 just sit back and relax

Danny: oh shit 😳

Girl:slrp slrp slrp slrp 💦

by Day-light-pup September 29, 2022

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Lovebotkomaeda Day

December 7th is user lovebotkomada’s Birthday! It’s a day to celebrate one of the most amazing people on the Planet!

Hey, it’s Lovebotkomaeda Day :)

REALLY??? YAY! :D

by Some normal guy idk ;-; December 3, 2020

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Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?

Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

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National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

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