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ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass
spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*
by raybeez February 21, 2022
mugGet the ass mowermug.

cesspool ass nigga

A person who sleep with anyone they can and shares sexual partners.
Jmoney: damn my dick burns from that kid.
Person 2: your a cesspool ass nigga! Fucking chomo!
by Niggerhater420sheesh February 3, 2024
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Business Ass

Is what you drown in when you can afford that business class
“If you can afford some business class, you can afford some business ass!” - Method Man from Soul Plane
by JohnnyCocktails93 July 21, 2021
mugGet the Business Assmug.

pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
mugGet the pick me ass billionairemug.

Booty-ass

When Something is so trash/disgusting /ugly that just calling it ass or butt won’t suffice
Eric: hey check out my new kicks. Awesome right?

Jeremy: totally

Later

Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
by anonymous June 9, 2021
mugGet the Booty-assmug.

Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023
mugGet the Lamp assmug.

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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