Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
Get the Ass Kicking Ball Massagemug. 
A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.
by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021
Get the Ass clownmug. A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
Get the Ass Nutsmug. by TKDKylea August 26, 2016
Get the ass-positionmug. by willy scott June 1, 2021
Get the kiss that turtle assmug. 