May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

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Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.

Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.

by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021

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LARD ASS

CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV

DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON

by niggernut August 29, 2022

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Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

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JAX-ASS

jax ass

"Your such a jax-ass!"

by Charles_Great October 24, 2023

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I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

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