thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023

Thomas

The best man that has ever lived. once you get him never let him go. he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. thomas is creative, funny, and a gamer. hes also a romantic who will want to do many things for you.

thomas swept me into his arms. ily thomas. <3

by your local fictiophile March 1, 2021

Thomas Goodwin

Thomas Goodwin is a person known for his eccentric and flamboyant personality. He possesses an extraordinary ability to captivate a room with his energetic dance moves, including the "thug" and "rumpshaker." While his dancing may be unconventional, you also need to remember that he uses it to lure in and catch his prey such as Brodys mother

Did you see Thomas Goodwin move last night man??

Yeah it was wild

by Northern Hogsucker June 5, 2023

Thomas

Very cool

Thomas is very cool

by totallynotsteven June 6, 2021

Thomas

Some nonchalant weirdly vascular guy in my Spanish class who is pretty sigma ts

Hey Thomas,
Stop talking to me dumb bitch

by bigblackcrayoneater339894 March 11, 2025

Thomas

First of all thomas the train. Seccond of all he got no bitches. Third of all why rasist? Fourth of all why he a wall? Fifth of all whats with the sixhead. Sixth of all what is with your style. Seventh of all so white. Eight of all why does he talk. Ninth of all why so dumb. Tenth of all why dont you become smarter.

Why are you still friends with that Thomas he is litteraly a train.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Thomas Foolery

A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.

When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."

by Mooscula February 10, 2022