Heavy Metal Butterfly

A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.

Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."

by Pochino August 14, 2008

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other

I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.

by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

skeleton metal

1. A subgenre of death/thrash metal. It's mostly defined by it's lyrics, which have something to do with skeletons.

2. A series of albums made by the Swedish Twitch streamer Vargskelethor (who also made the genre).

1.
Person 1: Have you heard that new skeleton metal band?
Person 2: Yeah. They're not that good in my opinion.

2.
Person 1: What's your favorite album?
Person 2: Skeleton Metal III by Vargskelethor.

by Skeletrox April 8, 2024