Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes

I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to

by Lanborp December 1, 2022

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Dutch Vine

When you put your boner on a girl’s shoulder and when she turns around, you say, “Hoo hoo”.

I Dutch vined her.

by wiggins December 3, 2022

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Dutch Friday

Where the lads go buy dutch then smoke with tunes at sesh den

i’m so exited for Dutch friday!

by Scott Gore December 12, 2022

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Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

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Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.

by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023

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Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth

The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.

by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023

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