Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

fat biscuit

CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said

Chris is a total fat biscuit

by big dick bread January 30, 2017

Biscuit

An Irish cookie

Give me a biscuit there.

by Theothersos December 8, 2023

Sussy Biscuit

When two guys eat an Oreo at the same ti e from one end to the other.

Dude I could go for a sussy biscuit rn

by Bollocks123 January 24, 2022

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Hood biscuit

A white person who was raised in the hood but is not a wigga. Someone who still talks with a ghetto accent but not fully ghetto

Kevin is such a hood biscuit

by Brick pizza August 23, 2025

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023