Moon demon

Race of beings created with the most basic of materials and recessive genes. They cannot be in sun without burning so their skin resembles egg shells only not as smooth. As they are compromised of subpar materials they find themselves unable to evolve and spiral into self destructive fury
by I Bleed Copper June 15, 2022
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I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!
Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!
Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!
by NiceN0b0dy1 March 01, 2018
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Moon Glaze

To sexually please a woman from behind only to pull out and glaze her moon.
by roxas446 April 08, 2017
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moon sausage

The long hard brick of a turd that comes out your ass hole after eating too much meat.
I was at work and went to the bathroom. as I opened my anus hole I unleashed my moon sausage.
by Longharddump January 17, 2018
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moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.
Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*
by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 31, 2023
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