bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).

Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010

bean skin

the feeling your teefs have when you dont be brushin them shits for 48 hours or more.
imagine a hollowed out kidney bean engulfing one of your toofses.

"im rockin the bean skins right now, i better go brush my shits"

by justin m sumthing May 22, 2007

Jelly Beaning

The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage

Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus

by UD Warrior February 13, 2009

Bean

the one in your group who used to find himself trying to put a CD inside a radiator thinking its a CD player, whilst "dropping beans" (swallowing ecstacy) like they are Smarties.

Mick: Bean what u doin?
Bean: Just puttin a cd on
Mick: Thats the radiator Bean

by Baggamuss June 05, 2007

vanilla bean

A white human trying to be mexican

look at this vanilla bean here in east L.A

by nonhuman July 20, 2009

cool beans

What you say when

~you find something to be cool, wicked, or awesome.
OR
~if you just don't feel like giving a clear response.

Mark: Hey Jimmy look at my new toy dinosaur!
You: Cool beans!

Sally:...and then I ate some meat and then I rode a pony and then the pony ate my dollar so I had to kick it then it threw it back up and then I was happy!
You: cool beans....(whatever.)

by XpreppyXsceneXkidX...hahajk January 02, 2010

Anul Beans

beans that grow on yer ass

hemeroids gone wrong

by jamtaco October 14, 2003