mall wall

Related to mall hair. But this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. This action creates a Mall Wall. (archaic term)

Tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, Her Mall Wall would survive a tsunami!

by willywall April 1, 2015

Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station

watr botel

Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*

by Rocksleakingoutofyoursocks May 24, 2022

Balls to the walls

When your balls are on the wall because they were stapled there. Used in anger

Jimmy: hey Tim did you study for the test
Tim: Balls To the Walls I forgot

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

Balls to the Walls

A slang for shower intercourse used commonly for jokes and homosexuality.

“Hey bro wanna balls to the walls?”
“Sure homie”

by HaruHunny December 20, 2022

Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.

"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!

by WillyStanky February 15, 2023

There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.

Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

wall puppy

An Australian slang term for giant huntsman spiders

"Oi mate, we got a wall puppy over here!"

by St. Chode January 7, 2025