Skibidy toilet

Retarded people fucking and it’s really gay

I put a skibidy toilet up my ass

by Ladarius brinks February 13, 2025

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.

Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS

by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019