toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

toilet clit

When a guy drops his girlfriend I the toilet while eating her out

Claire met a girl on the ferry and went to get it on with her but she ended up with toilet clit.

by I love bigpenistron 9000 August 21, 2016

Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

brainrot

Skibidi Toilet: Stupid

by caughtin8k February 4, 2024