Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

by tenzla June 21, 2021

Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.

“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”

by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021

toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)

When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH

by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

BRAIN ROT AT IT'S VERY FINEST

Skibidi Toilet: A stupid ass kids show for tiny little children still sucking on their thumbs and sleeping in a cradle. It's created by DaFuqBoom who should delete the entire series, delete his channel, and make a public apology for how putrid the show is.

Mom: hey little Timmy, how are you doing

2 year old child name little Timmy who's brain is being eaten out by the Skbidi Toilet trend: *slurping down a juice box, crushes it and tosses it to the side* skib... skibidi... dop... dop... yes... yes... *please kill me*...

Mom: JERRY, ARE KIDS GONE MAD, GET THE AK-47!

by Dark Games May 31, 2024

toileter

Someone who wants to be your toilet.

person 1: Can i be your toilet?

person 2: Ew go away you toileter

by doggtorp March 1, 2023