Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh

went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.

by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022

side burger

A cleanly shaven vagina viewed when the woman is laying on her side from behind .

While she was sleeping in a fetal position her side burger was out and looking tasty.

by Fresh pack April 19, 2022

Something Something Something Dark Side

That one Family Guy episode about Star Wars.

Something Something Something Dark Side is actually funny asf

by NameSiren435547 September 18, 2024

South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick

My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder

by The_Gutter March 8, 2019

Bru sides

What dumb fucks say when they cant spell

Person 1: I used to give him bru sides
Person 2: wow you are dumb

by ragdoll#5933 March 4, 2021