Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 01, 2024
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021
My first cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Uma Karuna Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Uma Karuna Thurman: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025