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mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.
"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."
by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017
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cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc
That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler
by Big dick tyler December 1, 2017
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meat sprinkles

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!
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Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.
My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018
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The Sprinkler

When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.
My boyfriend gave me The Sprinkler last night and we had to change the sheets and repaint the walls
by ReinholdSprinkles June 11, 2018
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shiitake shrinker

When in Japan and a females pulls out a large strap on in front of a man and his erection goes away completely (shrinking in size).
Oh man when I was in Japan this girl gave me a shiitake shrinker and I was ready to come home.
by Acidonym June 14, 2018
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Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls
by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018
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