toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

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Skibidi Toilet

The dumbest word ever concieved by some dissapointment rotting kids brain named "DaFuqBoom." Most people will say "skibidi" or "Skibidi toilet" or even watch skibidi toilet ironically, but if you or anyone you know actually watches skibidi toilet NOT as a joke, go to america (if you dont already live there) buy a shotgun, and end them. I recommend shooting through the head, as it will destroy their skibidi - ridden, rotten brain.

stupid idiot child: "i will fanum tax you, you little skibidi rizzler"
everyone else: "shut the f**k up dumba** skibidi toilet watcher"
stupid idiot child: "thats not very skibidi ohio!"
everyone else: *jumps the idiot skibidi toilet stupid child*
stupid idiot child: "NOOOO!! stop it my skibidi sigmas!!"
stupid idiot child: *dies because he is getting jumped and also hasnt watched skibidi toilet in the past hour.*

by skibidi ohio rizz gyatt sigma May 30, 2024

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