Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

Long neck

This is something someone says to imply that you put a lot of effort to see what was going on. Most of the time when they use their entire head and body to look at something .

Sam tried hard to see what his sister had in her hand as she left. She turn around and stated, “ you sure have a long neck.”

by Jjaai May 22, 2023

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

by Cangt February 20, 2018

Mashed potato neck

Referring to a thick double or triple stacked neck. Usually worn by a skinny person with a layered neck. Often light-skin folk.

“Damn that girl got a mashed potato neck.”
“Mashed potato neck ass hoe.”

by Therealdefiner May 18, 2025

Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers

You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie

by Whutu October 4, 2021

Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday

He is such a “Neck beard”

by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020