dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.

"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!

by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007

Balls McGee

imaginary person that sounds dirty. Meant to be used to scare people out of conversations they weren't invited to.

*Tim walks up* "And then Balls McGee jumped out and grabbed me..."

by Galen! May 27, 2009

shy ball

The left ball hangs lower than the right, so therefore the right ball tends to hide in an upward direction. making it a shy ball.

'I enjoy fingering my arsehole whilst tickling my shy ball.'

by Daniel and Gary October 4, 2006

Ball Seam

The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.

Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!

by Samuel L. Bronkowitz September 28, 2007

whiskey balls

the ability to have countless hours of drunken sex without the ability to have a male orgasm. Also know as a "lost cause"

man i was banging her for hours and never could nut, i guess i had a case of whiskey balls

by sulaboy July 13, 2007

Blue Balls

When you get close to busting a nut but can't completely bust, then its an unbearable pain an your balls turn blue like there sad they couldnt bust.

My friend sucked my pickle but her parents came home so we had to stop and i had to sneak out because she snook me in her house, i was so close to busting, but never got to, i had the worse case of blue balls.

by Drippy Jess November 24, 2019

ball crack

The area in between the scrotum and the start of the butt crack. Also known as the "gooch".

Why does my ball crack always smell like a wet dog?

by danatoth November 3, 2006