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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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human

We are all just humans.
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human

We are all just humans.
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Human

Humans are
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human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.
That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”
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11th basic human right

ox bucks is real currency errywheres expecially at queenammaballah twitch chat!
Yes i accept oxbucks here in chat its your 11th basic human right
by Oxtane May 13, 2022
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Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.
The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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