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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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Jane V

an adjective to use when one of your friends is acting particularly 'cunty' or 'camp'
"omg, look at that girl over there"
"she's soooo Jane V!"
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V E L

this site is fucking trash and doesn't need V E L ifications
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amp v

is short for ampalicious maximous. meaning that he is the king of babb
look at amp v he is kicking the shit out of that guy
by chief mountain hotshot March 8, 2009
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Joey v prescott

Super funny and very cute and worth time
im married to joey v prescott but he doesnt know so dont tell him
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Ella V

You might ask who is Ella V?

Ella V is a really talented singer who makes music! You can stream her music on all major music platforms. She recently released a song, "Nothing but a Lesson" STREAM IT!
by stream torn by Ella v March 23, 2021
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I love V

When you love someones pussy

Cat. lol
"Ohhh,I love V! It's sooooo cute"
by Ifukurmom February 16, 2021
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