Dick Wolfed

Expecting to get something good only to have it ripped away. A phrase coined by many in the Law and Order fandom because of his ability to never complete a story or destroy and just give us the Executive Producer Dick Wolf credit at the end.

Looks like we just got Dick Wolfed again.
I can’t believe they actually Dick Wolfed us

by MissWhit4015 February 11, 2023

Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

by Khailaty December 4, 2018

dick

A male private part that they pee and fuck people with.

I had a good time when he decided to fuck me with his hard dick

by Moan as I fuck ur mom January 21, 2022

eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021