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ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.
The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!
by Antikase February 14, 2024
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ass boy

Danhausen's nickname for Colten and Austin Gunn the sons of wrestler Billy Gunn in All Elite Wresting
the ass boys wrestled a match on AEW Dynamite last night
by Goldberg is overrated December 27, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
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Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"
by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021
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I'm kicking my ass

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com September 15, 2020
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