Kiss Emily Day

There are actually multiple days this event occurs on. November 5, 19-21, 27. If November doesn’t work, then you can try any Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays in November. Actually, kiss Emily whenever you see her. She wants you so go for it.

Guy:Hey mind if I kiss you?
Emily:I don’t mind but why today?
Guy:Well it’s Kiss Emily Day!!
*kiss*

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

national chez day

29th October

the day where chester people go around fighting everyone and just being ruthless.

oh shit, it’s national chez day soon. we better stay inside

by chezenthusiast October 29, 2021

Harass Origin Day

On November 4th, you can harass Origin without consequences.

Person 1: Ayo is Harass Origin Day
Person 2: Yoooooo

by funnynumber6969696969 October 29, 2021

Dave day

This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!

At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.

"Now it's time for a moment for silence, to remember dave, this dave day."

by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021

national girl ask out boy day

a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12

girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to

girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)

by TheMeansMaster October 29, 2021

International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?

Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*

by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021

National Lilyah Maness Day

English: Nation Lilyah Maness Day is November 9th. This is the day we appreciate Lilyah and give her a nice gift for being such a good role model.

German: Der Tag der Nation Lilyah Maness ist der 9. November. Dies ist der Tag, an dem wir Lilyah schätzen und ihr ein schönes Geschenk machen, weil sie so ein gutes Vorbild ist.

Hey David, Today is National Lilyah Maness Day!

by Linda Menetti October 30, 2021