March 18

National “Give-A-Bisexual-A-High-Five” Day

Jacob (straight): “High fives!”

Cleo & Alex (bisexuals): “Why?”

Jacob (straight): “It’s March 18! National give a bisexual a high five day! Duh!”

by antmanandthewap March 18, 2023

March 8th

National ask your crush out day, and they have to say yes

On March 8th If you ask them out they have to say yes

by Cookie blaster March 6, 2024

17th March

Kick people who are 5’8 day

Hey did u know it 17th March???

by coolx2 March 15, 2022

march 28

People who are born on this day are the prettiest and intelligent people you'll ever meet. They are selfless and very kind, although, they are sometimes bitchy

march 28 people are cool

by Lunaricly May 8, 2022

March 4th

March 4th be with you 😍

Hey dude you know it’s march 4th?

Omg no way!! March the 4th be with you

by balls54924 March 8, 2022

March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

March 23

It’s a day where you finally kiss your girlfriend if have been dating for more than 4 weeks. Unless it’s none-consensual then that’s not okay but then why are y’all dating? Anyways you get the point so grow some balls and do it!

It’s March 23rd and you haven’t kissed her yet... wtf mannn?!

by BurntandCruspy March 22, 2021