The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.
Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.
by JaloPP May 01, 2022
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State-Sanctioned Provocation

A covert or overt psychological tactic in which government agencies, law enforcement, or affiliated actors deliberately provoke a targeted individual into reacting—often in anger, fear, or self-defense—with the intent of discrediting, arresting, institutionalizing, or silencing them. This manipulation is executed through harassment, intimidation, and staged confrontations, all under the protection of state authority.

Often used against whistleblowers, activists, or individuals involved in litigation against the government, state-sanctioned provocation relies on surveillance infrastructure, informants, and coordinated setups to generate false narratives of instability or aggression. (noun)
After filing a federal lawsuit against the Oakland Police Department, Juana experienced state-sanctioned provocation when 50–100 bikers swarmed a major intersection near her home, attempting to block her vehicle and bait her into reacting—with police stationed just 50 yards away.

The day before her criminal case was dismissed, a man—believed to be connected to a corrupt officer—stood outside her home and covered her kitchen window to provoke a confrontation. She remained silent, filmed the act, and refused to give them the reaction they were fishing for. Classic state-sanctioned provocation.

On her way to court, a man in an elevator used a gang stalking app to signal her presence, then pretended not to know what it was. Another time, a motorbiker followed her, smashed her side mirror, and fled—while police refused to take the report, despite video evidence. All signs of state-sanctioned provocation designed to derail her legal case.
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state street steamer

When a geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon an unwilling middle age participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the geriatic and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon my delicate and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
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49 states

how many states jon thinks are in the usa. dumbass
jon said theres 49 states in the usa
by clab420 May 09, 2025
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