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Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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Christian

Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
Hi chrille / Christian
by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
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Christian

well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song
Christian is a great religion
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
These are some mighty ugly Christian lights
by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019
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Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022
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Christian Saba

Christian Saba is him.
by KoolKermit March 23, 2024
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Christian Swear

The thing that christian servers hate, it is also banned in church too. It's like cussing but for Christians.
Harry: Go to hell!
Ben: Did you just say a christian swear?
by Dumb thoughts... May 1, 2019
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