Peter

Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….

Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.

On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.

He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.

If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!

Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.

Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory

Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
by pint-sized pumpkin eater November 26, 2021
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A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
mugGet the Peter, Peter, popcorn-eatermug.

peter panning

traveling from one place to another with the assistance of a substance such as alcohol or weed
after the party i found myself peter panning it home
by nickshades September 19, 2021
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Peter Pay

The $45 ATM fee you have to pay when you end up drunk in Vegas and take a free limo to a strip club and realize you need to withdraw money from the ATM there.
Rob: "Hey, Peter, this stripper loves me, can I borrow $40 for a lap dance?"

Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."

Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
by EDDIE FM March 11, 2013
mugGet the Peter Paymug.

peter jiang

The thiccest boi you will ever meet. He's not fat tho.
Person 1: "Who is Peter Jiang?"
Person 2: "How do you not know who PETER JIANG is?"
Person 3: "He's the thiccest boi ever."
by ThatThiccCHigga November 6, 2017
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peter

lady fabulous. def closeted!!! but like,,,, lwokey a stud.
Katie: "Wow! Look at that man"
Holly: "Thats peter, What a guy"
by 3riovborvb May 29, 2024
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Peter

Is definitive verbalism for the Windows 10's administrator account.
It is referring to Saint Peters hobby which is guarding The one and only holy gate to Heaven.

There we can see obvious simularities such as: For he is the one who decides about peoples fate
Same as Peter was the first pope, administrator is first account
"Please log into Peter's account"
by Macajko September 19, 2018
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