northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.

Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.

by the dananator August 28, 2010

The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.

Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night

by C.J. Stroud November 24, 2024

State sponsored prostitute

A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.

Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.

by Dick bomb April 29, 2023

combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020

United States of America

Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)

-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)

-gorgeous women
-wealthy

-nice houses

Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)

-military spending is too high

-political division

-a lot of the media is too biased

Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception

The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government

by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024

The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.

Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.

by JaloPP May 1, 2022

aristocratic state

In a world devastated by liberal-bourgeois materialist values, a group of aristocrats will rise up to safeguard their people through a provisional state (mutatis mutandis) replacing Liberal Democracy, reestablishing the authority and order of organic society. Fine arts, spirituality, moral values, high culture, honor, virtue, the intrinsic value of work, discipline, full human ontological development (moral, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and physical) will be reborn.

The aristocratic state will defeat the chaos of the status quo and the beauty of the cosmos will become.

by tradical May 17, 2023