Ghetto Spread

When a hood rat hoe bends over or lies on her back waiting for the big Lebowski.

Tonya gave her man the ghetto spread when he came home horny.

by GOLF DOC July 9, 2021

Ghetto spread

A word used to describe a spread sheet of the slums

“Today I will be showing off my ghetto spread on how much money we spent last year on the east side of town compared to the west”

by JonnyNitro199 May 26, 2021

Ghetto cut

When someone cuts you with an object like a x-acto knife.

Daminiqua shaquina ghetto cut me

by gaga4lifeee May 20, 2010

ghetto red

a person being ghetto and redneck combined.

mike is so ghetto red, just look at the farm truck on 22's.

by brandon berry May 22, 2008

ghetto holiday

Tax season

Can't wait to the ghetto holiday comes around to get me a new car.

by ms keysie baby January 15, 2010

Ghetto Thumper

A Ghetto Thumper is a white human who thinks they are black.

A "Ghetto Thumper" will talk in incomplete sentences, wear clothes that are entirely to big for them, and they wear straight bill hats with single letters on them.

by Kired March 28, 2010

ghetto hobnob

A cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread

I didn't have any nice biscuits to go with this cup of tea so I made a ghetto hobnob

by thatcmsguy February 11, 2015