Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

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Dylan effect

When Dylan has a direct affect on your IQ, causing it do decrease to that of a pigeons

The Dylan effect has been carried out on Sarah, She is now a pigeon

by kurkurenicehcips October 3, 2022

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dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

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Dylan

A koi fish

Yoooooo that is one meaty Dylan
That Dylan is ugly as hell ngl

by klapped October 17, 2022

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Dylan Matthews

BIG BOI SEXY HOT BOI LIKES MEN BUTTT!!! ALSO WOMEN

DYLAN MATTHEWS IS HOT

by wayatonne October 18, 2022

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Blacktown Dylan

A man who is known as a Big, Bad, old skool biker, That has tattoos on the inside of his anus.
But to anybody who really knows him. He has been spotted multiple times in penrith getting botox and hair extensions. By a reliable source.

Bra harden up, don't turn into a Blacktown Dylan

by LIL FIL October 19, 2022

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