Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

beat her guts up

To have sex with a woman in such a way so as to figuratively or literally disrupt her visceral organs. The implication is that the vigor of the activity or size of the penis would extend beyond the usual area of effects.

Yeah man I beat her guts up.

by fourdee May 15, 2007

dead beat baby daddy

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap

by Robin Berry January 20, 2009

BPM (Beats per minute)

The unit used to determine a song's speed, obviously measured by the number of beats in one minute.

For me, 135 BPM is a particularly slow speed. 240 BPM and higher is considered very fast.

by dj gs68 October 22, 2003

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

Mystic Beats, Female Voices

A referral to music which combines deep trance rythms (mystic beats) and melodies with a female singer (female voices).

This kind of music is preferably listened to when feeling emotionally down and/or lonely, lying in bed and in some cases may involve having taken emotion re-inforcing medication.

Ide: 'Hey David, what is that music you're playing ?'
David: 'I'm listening to a deep experience of Mystic Beats, Female Voices.'

by Krazaeda February 6, 2012

Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on

Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

by Randomguy2006 October 28, 2021