fut birthday cup

The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.

Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!

by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019

nurfle cup

When you cuff your hands into a cup form and fart into them.

"I'm gonna nurfle cup, than trow the fart at you!"

by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

Fruit cup

Farting into a cupped hand and putting the hand in someone else's face.

I fruit cuped jimmy and he almost threw up.

by FrostySLuG February 23, 2017

2022 World Cup

Something that settled the goat debate and solidified penaldo's loss to the GOAT Messi.

A: "Yo bro, who's better messi or ronaldo?"
B: "Dawg go watch the 2022 World Cup."

by LionelAndresMessiCuccitini April 4, 2024

Russian Suction Cup

When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.

That Russian Suction Cup left me weak.

by Skatecrete January 17, 2021

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022