Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004

Busting on you

Making fun of someone. Sarcastic joking around at someone's expense.

"Hey, I was just busting on you."

by phox6801 January 14, 2012

are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

you funny

The bullshit girls say when they put their unattractive male friends in the friend zone

Boy: will you go out with me
Girl: I mean, you funny but...
Boy: I'm serious, I think I'm in love with you
Girl: HAHAHA, see? So hilarious!

by letsgops3niggs87 July 3, 2017

bitch are you

A reply to someone saying something stupid. a word out of west fresno

John-john says, "Can I borrow your car right quick?" and you reply "Bitch are you!!!"

by meezy 559 July 2, 2006

Are you dumb?

When some asshole says something so stupid you want to say "why man", you just ask them if they're dumb.

If they say no, then they're dumber than you even thought.

Idiot: Justin Bieber's the greatest singer ever!

Normal Human Being: Boi, are you dumb?! My CAT sings better than that bitch. Get a life, man.

by It'sCakeAtStake March 19, 2019

You a Lie

Something some students in Washington say when a friend, family member, etc tells a lie.

Roots: "You a Lie" is used most frequently, and was brought up from the TV show "Meet the Browns."

Josh: So what did you do in Arizona?

Jacob: I invented the teleportation device.

Josh: YOU A LIE!

by JPdude6 April 10, 2010