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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
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Crush

A one-sided relationship that is not cultivated, tends to hurt the one who never made a move, or did make a move but was utterly devastated by rejection.

Crush is a being in a state of pure infatuation, it is sweet but bitter, it is not a perfect form of love but a seed could always grow into a tree.

Having a crush means you admire that person, maybe a certain quality they possess, their personality or simply because of their appearance. Crush is merely superficial, especially for those who haven’t experienced love.

Crush should never be a distraction, if it distracts you and destroys your life, then maybe you should think twice about why you like them.

Having a crush is a good source of inspiration. Most people would only show a certain like able characteristics to be able to attract their crush, being better versions of theirselves and improving on what they’re good at.

Also, liking someone is also implied as a crush.
Sue is so sweet and beautiful, and she’s nice to me all the time. I think I might have a crush on her.
by Ballad King May 4, 2019
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orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.
Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!
by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017
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Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
by Ross1lung December 5, 2013
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Crush

A girl/boy you think you love/like. You may have fantasies of a future with them, for example: kids, house, jobs, or just dating. In general a crush is someone that you feel like you need and can't live without in that moment.
I think I have a crush on him.
by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018
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Crush

A crush is someone that you really are falling for and that has an among personality and will be nice to you if you tell your crush you like them you never know what could happen I told my crush a liked her and now we’re dating keep in mind your crush could like you back and live life to the fullest
Me:look it’s my crush.shhh don’t tell her I told you.

Best freind: Dude go ask her out she might like you back
by The exposer;) October 5, 2019
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Crush

A crush is a person that you find really attractive, every time you see them you try to look away quick and get butterflies in your stomach. There smile makes you glow and there long hair, you try to avoid eye contact but you wanna look at them so bad. Seeing them makes you happier then ever. You dream about them all the time.
Did you see that person over there? There my new crush..
by Emma Zargands September 10, 2021
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