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National Jamie Fuckers Day

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th
Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!
by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022
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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.
“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker
by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019
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needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex
Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker
by Chamber6 May 28, 2020
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Small dick kiddie fucker

Aka. “Trent Powell”

A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.

Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.

Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?

Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019
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Albino Chicken Nuggette Fucker

When an albino farmer puts a pig in a berlap sack, cuts a hole for access and refers to the sack as his lil' chicken Nuggette then makes love, makes sweet, sweet love to it.

French-derived suffix spelling ie: nugg-ette

also know in regional dialects as the Yelverton Pink Belly and The Gentleman's Courteous Handbag.
Albino Chicken Nuggette Fucker

Eg. Hey Earl, you hear about Cecil getting after his chicken Nuggette behind the barn? Some guys have all the luck.
by Plum Sauce69420 August 23, 2019
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