Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

patrick cake

A faggot

You are such a patrick cake!

by Le Roger Le Savage September 2, 2016

clique cake

Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.

'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!

by mids99 October 5, 2009

Cheese Cake

the manner of cuming on a girls pussy and rubbing it all in.

Last night my girlfriend was depressed because i gave her a strawberry shortcake instead of a Cheese Cake.

by Tizzl February 14, 2006

bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

by ej159 January 7, 2009

zebra cake

When two white guys and a black guy triple team a girl.

Me, Joe, and Tyrone fucked the shit out of Wendy last night.

by Big pimpin March 22, 2005