United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.

-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Passion State

When one is oblivious to clear instructions or details but is confident they fully understand. Even after having it explained in simple terms they are adamant that they have exhausted all options but in reality no adjustments are made and each attempt is done the same resulting in the same outcome.

Adjustments are never made correctly even with clear instructions given, thus making the person believe their obliviousness to the simple solution and leaving them in Passion State. Hard to bring them back to reality as they believe their ignorance to be true, and blames everything else without actively looking to correct themselves.

(Instructions: Input 0 for the amount of units and 0 for total units to proceed to the next step)

Individual in Passion State: It’s not allowing me to proceed to the next step, please help.

(shows number inputted is 0 unit amount and *23* total units)

Instructor: The number is supposed to be zero.

Passion State Pupil: Still won’t let me…

(Shows screen recording while inputting the exact same numbers)

Instructor: Youre supposed to put ZERO, not 23.

Passion State Pupil: Sorry, I must be tired.

by Oketnayo October 4, 2025

S-state

Having a “shitty state” of mind. S standing in place of the adjective.

Jack has been in a real s-state recently.

by Jack Rawlon January 19, 2021