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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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Top Side

The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.
"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"
by -Gabe- October 26, 2015
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sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up
I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button
by furgalish March 13, 2015
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side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct
Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business
by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022
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Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.
I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me
by Imphal October 26, 2019
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hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.
"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"
by RustyDicks October 29, 2015
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Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.
Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"
by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011
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