mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.

This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting

by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by urdadsgf September 19, 2021

Mudding

The sexual practice of utilizing human feces as lubricant during anal sex.

Shiii, bros was mudding last night. We missed out!

by poopychinaman September 18, 2023

mud

it looks like shit

person 1: yo look you just stepped in a huge pile of shit!
person 2: nah thats mud!

by big shart April 28, 2021

mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.

There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.

by jbbhammer June 5, 2016