how to be as cool as dylan

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.

How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.

by totallynotnic June 29, 2018

How it be?

A phrase, of how you doing in the game of life or how it is.

How it be? CUZ!

by Aztucieap85 April 30, 2023

How to defend Jalen

Impossible, non existent, can’t happen

How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy

by How to defend Jalen July 17, 2022

how is this not

Gay slang for being romantically involved with someone you are arguing with. Tells other gay people in a gc without outright saying it to straights.

Person A: This isnt something
Person B: How is this not?

by collinchode April 30, 2022

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

How it is!!

Words added to make a phrase. Like asking what's going on now, this is what's going on now, or a greeting within time in the now, present, current and today.
H- 8 O- 15 W- I- 9 T-20 I- 9 S-19 💯🤑

How it is!! Man! 😎 (Respond) It is, perfect! 😊

by Aztucieap85 January 6, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025