mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

Ingrehpendence day

May 9th. They day greha was banned from the server, & peace & prosperity was restored

Yo happy Ingrehpendence day nigga

Dude I’m so happy we’re free from having to hear nasty greh in call all day now!

by The Agrehanator May 9, 2021

National ginger day

Instead of laughing at gingers, today you laugh with them!

Sally- Omg haha. Ethan, you’re so ugly, and you’re a ginger!!
Megan- Sally! It’s national ginger day!

by ginger awareness May 9, 2021

Yah Yah Day

Yah Yah Day is a holiday that takes place on May 12th each year where you fuck someone with Yah Yah by Eminem playing in the background.

“Bro, look at what day it is today. It’s Yah Yah Day... you know what that means”

by Phantomn May 10, 2021

Print Day

Send A Dick Print Day

The 11th day of every month it is print day on this day you send a print of you cock to the women you want relations with (If Your Brave)

by David Gates May 11, 2021

Hug your crush day

Go hug your crush on May 30th!Because it’s hug your crush day!

Girl-Hey can I get a hug?

Crush-Why?

Girl-Because it’s hug your crush day!

by Charlotte Adams May 12, 2021

cloudy days

the most beautiful thing you will ever see, its not gloomy its perfect.

person: its so nice today, the clouds are making the weather so nice
person 2: man i love cloudy days

by dolly_girl123 May 12, 2021