My Shin

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?

Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Oh My Word

A substitute for saying "Oh My God" but when you're really shocked. it's what a posh brit would say.

Guy: Dude she literally murdered her friend for some money!
Posh brit: Oh My Word! Did she really do that?

by poopycapabra May 26, 2024

Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more

“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”

by Pluvia May 27, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.

Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!

by goofyslut69 May 28, 2024

Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.

You hate blahblahblah? Lick my ball sack.

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment

"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"

by GmodMagician May 28, 2024