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darsins uncle

his name is oz
omg i know the darsins uncle
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
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Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.
How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022
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Uncle's Day

Uncle's day it on November 22 and u post and love ur uncle as much as possible to get on there nerves. Have fun uncle's.
Have the best Uncle's day ever.
by YoungerDagger November 21, 2019
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Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face
Uncle ron was a little Zesty
by Very cool monke June 28, 2023
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terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws
Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out
by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017
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Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"
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Uncle

An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”

“Oh man, sorry to hear.”

“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”

“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”

“Hahahahaahaha.”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020
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