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Ham

Often used as Fam or Hamberger.

A food fun for the whole family

Kind of like toilet paper
by The tonk guy November 17, 2021
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Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.
We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025
mugGet the Ham Dogmug.

ham

bruh colby’s lowkey ham duda
by Anonymous_1226 June 24, 2019
mugGet the hammug.

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.
Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.
by ducknipples March 22, 2022
mugGet the ham sandwichmug.

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam
“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”
by Imonurmom July 1, 2023
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