jackson

a deiscusting degenerate weeb

jackson is weeb

by thicburrito March 20, 2021

JAckson goldstone

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

Jackson

Jackson is this wonderful and helpful person. Jackson is a drummer, a snare at that.

The best snare drummer there ever was! ‼️

Person 1: “Have you heard of jackson?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! He was the best percussionist around.”

by Paradiddlydonkey November 22, 2023

Jackson

A unit of time equal to 45 minutes.

I spent a Jackson inside the holding cell that smelled like doo doo and feces

by Hmtb44 June 22, 2018

jackson lowery

Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.

I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.

by Level150Giga April 9, 2024

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson is a demi-god. Percy was one of the most irresponsible demi-gods.

by Shiv is your mom lol February 11, 2022

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025